March 2012
79 posts
February 2012
117 posts
Is it me or did Tumblr change something over the...
canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
When you just had dinner and someone catches you...
laugh-addict:
laugh-addict.com
ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
The next time my coworker asks me to work a shift...
So. Annoyed. Right. Now.
PETA is a disgrace to human and animal kind. →
I don't enjoy people that I don't know sending me...
Well 7AM alarm, you aren't looking too friendly...
Machi is a tease :(
“Me: Do you need a hug?
Nick: I need to be stoned.
Me: I can’t help you...”
Machi needs to stop posting pictures of food. It's...
I am a mother fucking ice cube. It's fucking cold.
I eat too much :/ Why must food taste so good?
